||[Jun. 29th, 2006|05:34 pm]
Do the Dungeon thing here http://thesurrealist.co.uk/dungeon.php - it takes your interests and friends and turns them into a D&D dungeon. I've gotten such classic lines as:
You quaff the potion marked 'UNIX'. It tastes like webmistress.
You quaff the potion marked 'THEGOM'. It tastes like tai chi.
You find yourself in a crumbling dining hall. On the wall, a coat of arms shows women and poi.
You find yourself in a crumbling torture chamber. Rich tapestries illustrate bad touches.
There is an altar to Granite Lullaby here.
You pray to Granite Lullaby. You feel blessed.