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Random thought - probably done to death before [Dec. 31st, 2005|01:39 am]
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Ok, seeing as transsexuality is documented in different species of animals, here's one to chew on.

Transsexual Black Widow Spiders. Seriously, think about it. What would happen there? The FTMs would just have a feckin' deathwish, and the MTFs, what would happen there?

Actually, forget that, what about gay black widows? So two females have sex, and then what happens? They wrestle to see who eats the other? I reckon that could make an absolutely GREAT spectator sport!

As for the guys, I dunno... they have sex and say "Hey, you gotta eat me", and then his partner says "No way, hun, you gotta eat ME!", and of course they have a little spat as to who eats who, and then make-up sex.

And so the lesbians once again say that they have it harder.

[User Picture]From: grinning_idiot
2005-12-31 07:55 pm (UTC)
My my I can honsetly say I'd neve give it even a seconds thought.
Talk to you soon.

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