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Oh My! What imagination! [Dec. 15th, 2005|07:05 pm]

The Twelve Days of Christmas
for tearsofzorro:
Day #Who?What they got you
1stpagansockA creepy sexual poem that they wrote in 2nd person narration
2ndcapnplagueA signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please
3rdpromisemetimeA all expense paid trip to the Red Light District
4thicklephantoma fishnet body stocking
5thickle_yukinipple clips
6thapocalypskorcha gigantic vagina in your yard, drawn in flaming gasoline
7thlingmopsa penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE
8thfractal_rainbowA $120 blunt
9thpromisemetimeA lite brite with a dirty message inscribed
10ththisisjustmenowA pornstar slot machine
11thapocalypskorchLED christmas anal beads
12thickle_yukia sex slave
Take this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com
( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )

[User Picture]From: capnplague
2005-12-16 02:19 am (UTC)
Shit! That was supposed to go to Science! not you. Stupid Science with its lack of a postal address.
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[User Picture]From: tearsofzorro
2005-12-16 12:31 pm (UTC)
Aw and here I was thinking you were being thoughtful! I mean, it's just what I always wanted!
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[User Picture]From: countess_dracul
2005-12-16 01:08 pm (UTC)
Ah you see the trick is he has to die first then you can give both bodies to Science :)
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From: lingmops
2005-12-20 06:34 pm (UTC)
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