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Everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads. [Nov. 29th, 2005|12:32 am]
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Yay, Kelly tomorrow!

Anyway, a nod of the head to Herself who shall not be named - well not that she shouldn't be named, she has one... it's just an incredibly bad idea to say it unless you mean it. I think I've stumbled across a horrible little set of coincidences. Well, not horrible per se, but in fact an exquisite blend of carefully crafted and delightfully painful collisions of circumstance. Yeah, this will be interesting - assuming I don't get the words stalker branded across my forehead with a soldering iron. Goddammit, I have PLANS for that forehead - Plans that don't involve "STALKER" being branded on it! Maybe a Klingon forehead, but how many Klingons do you see with the words Stalker permanently etched onto their forehead? Maybe, at this rate, a golden apple would be suitable - oooh, with the Gold bit, I could do the whole Jaf'fa thing in SG-1... or maybe not.

I'm waffling now. It's quite incredible how that can happen. I think I've picked up a bit of hysteria now.

Anyway, yay, Kelly tomorrow!

Also random quote for the day "I don't know what gender the Traffic Spirit is, but I know it has an exhaust pipe!" (there is a context, it's just far less sane than anyone could ever know)

[User Picture]From: capnplague
2005-11-29 03:27 pm (UTC)
Congratulations on your almost complete lack of coherence!
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[User Picture]From: tearsofzorro
2005-11-30 06:18 pm (UTC)
Ok, so that essentially amounted too.. Yay I see my shrink, followed by a rant about coincidences and how I thought the other person involved in said coincidence will think that I'm a stalker and will brand such a label onto my head. I then went with the forehead theme and started thinking of Klingons and Jaf'fa.

Then I realised I was waffling then recapitulated with "Yay, I get to see my shrink again" and then made a random comment about traffic spirits, who were so kind to me, they got a sacrifice.
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