1. You have a wicked sense of humour. Some of your comments are nothing short of amazing.
2. You have an almost encyclopedic knowledge of all things literary/comedic/cultural (I was going to leave it at "literary" until I remembered the Dylan Moran quotes... much and all as he's a good comedian, I'll not call him literary just yet), and seem to have a quote for nearly any occasion.
3. You are one of the few people not phazed by conversations had between myself and lilacfaeryboy, and actually contribute to the insanity. That makes you nothing short of a precious rarity in my world.