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Rather funny Band meme [Jun. 30th, 2005|02:01 am]
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By limitedbythesky

Terrorising Hedgehogs Stats


Formed: 29th June 2005
Split: 7th December 2007
Best Album: 'Ascender Citators Muzzle Lacuna' 6/10 in the NME
Best Single: 'Tracings Phrased Rallyes' 6/10 in the NME
Records Sold: 109,914 in total (68,783 albums, 41,131 singles).
Reputation: Ultra-Obscure
Groupies: Casual sex to loopback0 is what the Holy Bible is to a Christian.
Other'Weenies Hill Humps Zonary' was denied airplay on MTV after the stations producers labeled the track as the most pretentious, worthless pile of shite since Paul McCartney's last solo single.



Terrorising Hedgehogs Member Profiles

nycelle



Thanks to nycelle less than heavenly vocals, listening to a Terrorising Hedgehogs record will take 10 years off your life.

nanocreturns



Talentless was a word coined by our Lord Jesus Christ to encapsulate nanocreturns as a whole.
granite_lullaby


It is fair to say that granite_lullaby is a stroppy old bastard. They've threatened to pack Terrorising Hedgehogs in after they received a death threat from the ghost of Mother Thersea who reportedly said in a whispered tone "I'm trying to rest in piece here yer prick! Cut with the bollocks before I smear yer pod in shite!"
thegom



thegom made Moe Tucker seem like the bastion of rhythm.
tearsofzorro



Talented, innovative and passionate. These are all words you'd use to describe tearsofzorro's musical ability if you were on 20 E's and a litre bottle of scotch.

Single Releases


# Title Date
23 Tracings Phrased Rallyes Jul 2005
30 Muskrat Veiners Greenway Cyton Gluelike Eme Oct 2005
29 Roc Remitter Versed Dec 2005
65 Viroses Alibied Renames Starer Phlegms Nov 2006
64 Frore Buddy Detract Climatic Based Lipping Dec 2006
N/A Weenies Hill Humps Zonary Feb 2007
N/A Breaches Heraldic Apnoeas Shoguns Alacrity Mar 2007

Album Releases


# Title Date
26 Ascender Citators Muzzle Lacuna Jun 2005
28 Gadarene Trader Cadaver Snored Oct 2006


northern ireland's worst




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[User Picture]From: granite_lullaby
2005-06-30 01:36 am (UTC)
"Talented, innovative and passionate. These are all words you'd use to describe tearsofzorro's musical ability if you were on 20 E's and a litre bottle of scotch."

*sigh* Well, I guess Mother Teresa's ghost can compete with that :p
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[User Picture]From: nanocreturns
2005-06-30 01:50 pm (UTC)
Funny thing is, I think Prof. Harry White in the UCD Department of Music agrees with the big JC on something. Whooda thunkit!
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[User Picture]From: thisisjustmenow
2005-06-30 06:49 pm (UTC)
interesting name for a band which features ellen as a singer!!
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