|His name was Pinky. His name was Pinky.
||[Nov. 15th, 2006|11:03 am]
Each morning I wake up... and stare bleary-eyed at whatever happens to be on the floor.
At the moment, it's a bunch of Wikipedia printouts scattered over my floor. They used to live in my locker, and I could never bring myself to throw them out, so they ended up scattered on my floor near my alarm clock.
The article's on Pinky and the Brain by the way. So every day I wake up with my eyes focussing on some random fact about Pinky and the Brain. Like the similarities between Brain and Orson Welles. Or Pinky's uncanny ability to look good in drag.
This morning I woke up to the fact that Pinky's voice was done by Rob Paulson. Me being me, I started wondering, and connecting random things in my head. I eventually ended up with the idea of "Fight Club - Pinky and the Brain style".
You probably think you're way ahead of me here, doncha?
See, I want Brain doing the Edward Norton part. He could do the droning voice thing. "Everything is a copy of a copy of a copy", leaving Pinky as Bob.
You'd see Brain going to Remaining Mice Together. "Pinky had bitch-tits. They were huge, the way you'd think of God's as big." (probably misquote - but you can imagine the voice) droning on about Bob's chest, while you see Brain's face engorging himself upon Pinky's chest. Naturally enough, because Pinky generally looks good in drag, he could have a really nice pair of breasts.
How one would do Marla, I don't know. I know at one point Brain had a love in the series, so go with her.
Of course, you have the punchline. Pinky's involved with Project Mayhem, and is crushed by a giant rodent ball. Brain's distressed that his friend has died on a prank that's gone too far. "Don't you get it? His name was Robert Paulson!"
And then the chant "His name was Robert Paulson."
That aside, I think it'd be a really cool thing to see.
Rule #1 You do not talk about Fight Club....
Rule #2 You do not
narf! talk about Fight club!
Man I have to read/watch Fight Club again, now. (That was off the top of my head, while bored in work - perl does that to me)