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[Jun. 29th, 2006|05:34 pm]
tearsofzorro
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Do the Dungeon thing here http://thesurrealist.co.uk/dungeon.php - it takes your interests and friends and turns them into a D&D dungeon. I've gotten such classic lines as:

You quaff the potion marked 'UNIX'. It tastes like webmistress.
You quaff the potion marked 'THEGOM'. It tastes like tai chi.

You find yourself in a crumbling dining hall. On the wall, a coat of arms shows women and poi.

You find yourself in a crumbling torture chamber. Rich tapestries illustrate bad touches.
There is an altar to Granite Lullaby here.
You pray to Granite Lullaby. You feel blessed.
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[User Picture]From: granite_lullaby
2006-06-29 08:13 pm (UTC)
PMSL!!!!!

Get on your knees and pray to me bitch! XD

*hug* Miss ya
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[User Picture]From: tearsofzorro
2006-06-29 11:34 pm (UTC)
And for your delectation, I also add:

Bones are scattered in the shape of strip whack-a-mole.
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