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I see ICY penguins! [Dec. 14th, 2005|10:05 am]
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So, yeah, March Of the Penguins.

You know that guy could have said "Or they will die" and "or they may not survive" a hell of a lot less. It ruined the whole penguin and sugar buzz.

Now, I have a plan. If I could get my hands on the film footage without Mr Freeman, myself and Rose could do our own version:

"Lookada peeeeeengwin! Loookeddem! Loookeddemmm! Wheee! There go the penguins. They're Emperor penguins.... Whee!"

Now, me being the insufferable nerd that I am, would probably add in the voice over when they're all going to the mating ground, and put in the conversation:
"Hey, where are we going?"
"We're going to the Reunion."
"What's the reunion?"
"Where we're reunited with
*sings*

SEPHIROTH!



Then back to "Lookeddeee leeetle pengweeens! They so cute with their black and their white and their Ziggy Stardust EYESHADOW. Looooookeddem! Teehee, that's a freezing egg. Loookeeeddem playing football with deee eeeeeggggggggg!"

My interpretation of March of the Penguins done in 30 seconds re-enacted by Bunnies would probably have bunnies dressed as penguins, and one bunny dressed as morgan freeman saying "Or they will die!", then about ten bunnies chanting "SEPHIROTH!" and then one of them saying "Hey we have 25 seconds left"... and maybe morgan freebunny saying "and we may not survive". One or two of the penguins drop dead. Some parents walk back and forth a few times, some more dropping dead. Cue some more ominous statements from Freebunny, and then at the end just have Freebunny say "Maybe it's because I'm Irish".

And if the angryalien people take that bunny-script of March of the Penguins I don't know if I'd be insulted or impressed.
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From: pished
2005-12-14 11:54 am (UTC)
*chokes on own laughter*
Puhleeeaaaase do that in flash or I shall steal it for comic.
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[User Picture]From: bloodedrose
2005-12-14 01:32 pm (UTC)
I think you shoulld do it OR THE PENGUINS WILL NOT SURVIVE!!!!
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From: (Anonymous)
2005-12-15 02:04 pm (UTC)
they may die Rose.
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[User Picture]From: apocalypskorch
2005-12-14 09:16 pm (UTC)
I can't stop laughing. Damn you. I look forward to your version of it!
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