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[Oct. 16th, 2007|05:05 pm]
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You know that film Striptease, with Demi Moore?

I've been having some trouble with the skin on my feet... so I decided to moisturise them this morning. All through today, I've had the feeling of being that senator in Striptease who slather himself from head to toe with petroleum jelly.

Unlike the senator, I do not find it to be a pleasant experience.
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