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[May. 4th, 2007|10:02 am]
tearsofzorro
So, I was in a petrol station, getting some groceries, when a black and yellow insect tried to sting me. I swatted it away, and more and more just came at me, stinging me all over.

I learnt a valuable lesson:Those little Esso Bees come in swarms!
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[User Picture]From: granite_lullaby
2007-05-04 09:09 am (UTC)
*GROAN*
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[User Picture]From: deadlybuzz
2007-05-04 09:32 am (UTC)
*smacks Adam*

Oh you don't know the rule? Everytime someone makes a shit jokoe or pun, Adam gets smacked really hard.

I'll smack him later
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[User Picture]From: tearsofzorro
2007-05-04 09:35 am (UTC)
Oh, good! You'll have another reason to smack him shortly (although you've already heard this one).
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[User Picture]From: deadlybuzz
2007-05-04 09:40 am (UTC)
but that one is a GOOD one!
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[User Picture]From: tearsofzorro
2007-05-04 09:43 am (UTC)
As opposed to this one, which I derived in my sleep deprived state on the bus into town? (Actually, that doesn't make a difference, that happened with both)
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[User Picture]From: deadlybuzz
2007-05-04 10:13 am (UTC)
That one has Johnny Cash, this one involved petrol.
Cash or Gas? I go for Cash
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[User Picture]From: tearsofzorro
2007-05-04 10:38 am (UTC)
When you see Adam, hit him again. :)
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[User Picture]From: tearsofzorro
2007-05-04 10:39 am (UTC)
Actually never mind... I thought I saw a pun in that. There wasn't. Seems it was all just vapour.
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[User Picture]From: bloodedrose
2007-05-04 02:52 pm (UTC)
If it stung you again and again it wasnt a bee. Cuz bees can only sting you once. And then they die in disemboweling agong. So it was a wasp.

I have nerded *and* totally wreaked your pun. Its a good day for me.
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[User Picture]From: tearsofzorro
2007-05-04 03:13 pm (UTC)
Ah but I didn't say that the hari-kiri-ing little bastards stung me over and over, I just said more and more came at me, stinging me all over. It was like they had some religious objection to me, and declared war on me. A Bee-had if you will.

Anyway, in short, you didn't wreck it. :P
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From: lingmops
2007-05-05 08:25 am (UTC)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggh
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