||[May. 4th, 2007|10:02 am]
So, I was in a petrol station, getting some groceries, when a black and yellow insect tried to sting me. I swatted it away, and more and more just came at me, stinging me all over.|
I learnt a valuable lesson:Those little Esso Bees come in swarms!
Oh you don't know the rule? Everytime someone makes a shit jokoe or pun, Adam gets smacked really hard.
I'll smack him later
Oh, good! You'll have another reason to smack him shortly (although you've already heard this one).
but that one is a GOOD one!
As opposed to this one, which I derived in my sleep deprived state on the bus into town? (Actually, that doesn't make a difference, that happened with both)
That one has Johnny Cash, this one involved petrol.
Cash or Gas? I go for Cash
When you see Adam, hit him again. :)
Actually never mind... I thought I saw a pun in that. There wasn't. Seems it was all just vapour.
If it stung you again and again it wasnt a bee. Cuz bees can only sting you once. And then they die in disemboweling agong. So it was a wasp.
I have nerded *and* totally wreaked your pun. Its a good day for me.
Ah but I didn't say that the hari-kiri-ing little bastards stung me over and over, I just said more and more came at me, stinging me all over. It was like they had some religious objection to me, and declared war on me. A Bee-had if you will.
Anyway, in short, you didn't wreck it. :P